Sound Mixer Aficionado Pillows

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Veloci-Rapper

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Older and wiser

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"It varies, but offhand I'd say around 750 'bang-bangs' equal one 'boom'."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Angel and Devil Music.

Open Mic

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

"There is nothing wrong with our sound levels!!" "Can you speak up a bit? We can�t hear a word your saying..."

'These geek mixers never work.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

House trained cat

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.