Music Mixer Aficionado Pillows

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Veloci-Rapper

One-man band rehearsal.

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Old songs made new

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Mary Berry

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Angel and Devil Music.

The top half is formula. The bottom half is milk.

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

'These geek mixers never work.'

House trained cat

My Dog Scratch

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

The DJ

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

DJ.