Music Mixer Aficionado Mugs

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Veloci-Rapper

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Old songs made new

Books-CDs-Tapes.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Business's sure a lot better since we started adding your Dad's stuff.'

Angel and Devil Music.

'These geek mixers never work.'

"I think you may need to start seeing me twice a week for a while."

House trained cat

My Dog Scratch

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

The DJ

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Credit Crunch Punch.

DJ.