Musical Mixer Pillows

'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

New music conference

"Free Bird!"

Birds with Headphones

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Books and Phones

'..and one for the pot.'

Old songs made new

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Club DJ.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Books-CDs-Tapes.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Angel and Devil Music.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Bach Doubles

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

Beethoven's 10th

Clam - The Dance Mix

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'