Mixing Music Pillows

Club DJ.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"An everything Martini, please."

New music conference

Veloci-Rapper

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Birds with Headphones

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Old songs made new

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Books-CDs-Tapes.

Piano Bar

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Angel and Devil Music.

Bach Doubles

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Singing Doctor

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Beethoven's 10th

Clam - The Dance Mix

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

The DJ

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

My Dog Scratch

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."