Sound Mixer Enthusiast Pillows

One-man band rehearsal.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Veloci-Rapper

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

Mary Berry

Books-CDs-Tapes.

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

Angel and Devil Music.

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'He's playing 'Dancing Queen' on his didgeridoo... That must be an Abba-original!'

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

'I pimped your sound-system.'

'These geek mixers never work.'

House trained cat

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

My Dog Scratch

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.

The DJ

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."