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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Veloci-Rapper

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Books-CDs-Tapes.

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Angel and Devil Music.

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

'I pimped your sound-system.'

'These geek mixers never work.'

House trained cat

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

A Meeting of Audio Buffs.

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

My Dog Scratch

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

The DJ