Sound Equipment Geek Pillows

Man Struggling with Giant Speakers.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

Boom Box

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

'I pimped your sound-system.'

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

Hi Fi

Moving van unloading huge speakers.