Sound System Aficionado Pillows

'What do you mean a circuit is overloaded? I thought you guaranteed your work for thirty days.'

"That car has a totally 'ya''' sound system!"

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'Pauls souns system was so loud that he had to wear earplugs'

Man and Speaker.

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"Why does he put the volume so high?"

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

'Six disc CD changer, six hundred watt multi-amp, 800 watt sub, I tell you man this monster rocks!!'

Older and wiser

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Boom Box

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'