Sound System Fanatics Pillows

Boom Box

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Artist and Musician

My other cello is a Stradivari

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

The Gong

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"Turn down the bass."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

Older and wiser

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

'Turn that ambient music down!'

Musical Accidents

'Your hearing aid is on back order five months. In the meantime, pass these out to your family, friends and co-workers.'

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."