Sound Equipment Geek Prints

Man Struggling with Giant Speakers.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Artist and Musician

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

The Gong

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

"Being heard got me where I am today."

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

The rise of nano-technologies.

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

Boom Box

"Congratulations, I now (phonetically) pronounce you Charles and Katherine Henderson."

"It's another one of our neighbors calling to complain. I think your sound bar may be working a little too well."

'Whom should I call first? 911 or the audio technician?'

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

'Pavlov, dear, either we get rid of the dog, or get a phone with a different ring tone!'

"It looks like the loud noises are coming from a sound system Dad, presumably set up to stop us from eating the grapes..."

'I pimped your sound-system.'

Little Jimmy Harmon: first to amplify the sparerib

'The acoustics in here are fantastic!'

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