Mixtape Enthusiast Pillows

"This is your captain. Welcome to Flight 112, non-stop service from Detroit to Tampa. For your enjoyment I made us a mix tape, which will begin shortly."

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"The Just Me Band"

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

One-man band rehearsal.

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

The-Lead-Us-Not-Into Temptations

I love Marimba

'For years I thought it was the 'Supremes Court' and decisions were made by three women singing Motown.'

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

Mary Berry

Sale - Eyepod.

A Heavy Metal Musician.

Boxing with your harp

Can I ask you something man-to-man? Shoot. Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa? What order would best simulate sincerity? Very bad man.

"My Dad keeps playing the awful originals to my remixes."

Drummers

Ducttape Man! I'll mend your broken heart!

House trained cat

'Pete and I have what we call the '80 percent duct tape rule'. Once something is patching up with 80 percent duct tape, I can toss it.'

Man playing the timpani drum.

'No thanks.'

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

Gone with the Wind in the Willows

Little Women in Love in the Time of Cholera

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

'Colin has always wanted to play the drums.'

'Is there any Motown song that you don't use in your aerobics class?'

"Aw, c'mon do a little paradiddle for the guys."

Musician

'Do you happen to have any aspirin?'

Different Lives.

Legal books - Unwritten laws available on audio cassettes.