Tape Aficionado Pillows

'I'd say it's a very recent mummy, since it's wrapped in duct tape.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Rap music

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Fossil record player.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

Violin Practise

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Elevator Music

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."