Tape Aficionado Pillows

Bookstore. I thought you wanted a book on tape. This is a book on tape. It's about the 3M Company.

'I'd say it's a very recent mummy, since it's wrapped in duct tape.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

George Michael

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Rap music

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Elvis Presley

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Eric Clapton.

Woman crying with happiness.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Bryan Ferry

My other cello is a Stradivari

Fossil record player.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Jimi Hendrix.

Elevator Music

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Violin Practise

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."