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"Is that neat whisky?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"An everything Martini, please."

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Typewriters and Laptops.

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Old songs made new

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Mary Berry

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

Cowpunk

High Tech/Low Tech.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

Beethoven's 10th

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

'No, it's not a new iPhone, it's a Swiss army knife.'

'These geek mixers never work.'

House trained cat

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego