Mixer Minimalist Pillows

"Is that neat whisky?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Typewriters and Laptops.

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

Old songs made new

Cowpunk

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

High Tech/Low Tech.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"I'm going off the grid with the option of grid-binging whenever I want."

Beethoven's 10th

STRIP Hambone: Neddle-less christmas tree screen saver

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"Say something. I forget what you sound like."

'These geek mixers never work.'

House trained cat

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

"Well, it might interest you to know that 'running naked' means running without a watch or iphone."