Tradition Mixer Pillows

3 kings and santa with gifts

This year we decided to get a fake tree and a real star.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

City Marathon.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

All-Candy Seder.

'I'm not a 'Ghost', I'm an Ectoplasmic American.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Origins of a family tradition.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'..and one for the pot.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Cowpunk

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Mary Berry

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Shake well before using.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Easter and Passover Island

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

"Blech! Skim milk!"

"I think I see some eggs in here."

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers