Tradition Mixer Pillows

3 kings and santa with gifts

"Guess who brought king cake!"

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

City Marathon.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

All-Candy Seder.

Origins of a family tradition.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Is that neat whisky?"

'..and one for the pot.'

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

Cowpunk

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Shake well before using.

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

Easter and Passover Island

The Seder plate at Ye Olde Yankee Inne

'We, too, celebrate Hallowe'en.'

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

"Good Lord, this is grape juice!"

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

"Blech! Skim milk!"

"Boxing Day is cancelled this year. We're going to stop cold turkey."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'I hope this doesn't turn into a tradition.'

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.