Modern Magic Mixer Pillows

"...somehow it's just not the same with a microwave"

"An everything Martini, please."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Old songs made new

'..and one for the pot.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

"What the hell was in that?!"

Beethoven's 10th

Nasdaq, Meshach and Abednego

'We need more change around here, so I put your coffee in a tea cup and my tea in a coffee mug.'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Witching Hour

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Ice pack for the heart.

"Do you know how unsanitary double-dipping is?"

Lincoln Lane

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Social Networking .

3 kings and santa with gifts

Cement mixer with mixer settings

Happy Halloween

"I never remix business with pleasure!"

'When you guys invited me over for a jam session, I just assumed...'