Magical Mixer Pillows

Witching Hour

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

Books and Phones

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Shake well before using.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

"It's one of those microbrews."

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.