Mythical Mixer Pillows

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'..and one for the pot.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

"Um...David, a word if we may."

THE WILKINSON SWORD AND THE STONE

Witching Hour

Vampire Cocktail.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Ice pack for the heart.

"...somehow it's just not the same with a microwave"

Happy Halloween

"It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book."