Myth Mixer Pillows

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Alf and Misery Guts

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

Shake well before using.

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Bach Doubles

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Beethoven's 10th

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"Um...David, a word if we may."

Home/work masks.

THE WILKINSON SWORD AND THE STONE

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Witching Hour

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.