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"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

New music conference

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

Birds with Headphones

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Alf and Misery Guts

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Bach Doubles

Shake well before using.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

Beethoven's 10th

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

The Guy Who Invented An Alcohol Substitute

"Um...David, a word if we may."

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"Mine's a metaphor. I don't know what's going on withyou."

Home/work masks.

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

THE WILKINSON SWORD AND THE STONE

Witching Hour