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Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

"Um...David, a word if we may."

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

'Where was the TSA?'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

A vampire in a canoe.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Right here's fine."

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'