Melody Mixer T-Shirts

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Birds with Headphones

New music conference

Bach Doubles

"They're all playing a different tune!"

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Guitarist

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Cycling with a harp case

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Piano Recital

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!

Guitar Man.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Musical notes bubble gum.

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Music downloads

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Eric Clapton.

Six jazz instruments.

Noel Coward.

'Their daughter plays the violin.'

"Check out this new store."

A woman playing a keyboard

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

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