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Singing Doctor

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Club DJ.

Old songs made new

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Piano Bar

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Bach Doubles

Romance Music

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Here's something you need to hear...'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

Clam - The Dance Mix

'Okay, now try it in the gear of 'D'.'

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

'Crank it up, dude! I wanna see smoke comin' out of this thing.'

My Dog Scratch

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

Mix Breed

DJ.

"How can I lose weight when I don't like any of this month's Top 10 Workout Songs?"