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Cello with a birdhouse on top.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

New music conference

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Caught in the Music

Birds with Headphones

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Musician's Fishing Trip

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Piano Bar

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Bach Doubles

Melody Cockroach.

Saxophone summoning.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Benny More

Singing Doctor

Romantic Music

Beethoven's 10th

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Ear Bud Hijacking

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'