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Cello with a birdhouse on top.

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

New music conference

Caught in the Music

Birds with Headphones

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

Musician's Fishing Trip

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Piano Bar

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Melody Cockroach.

Saxophone summoning.

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

Bach Doubles

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'For God's sake, Tom, just let her cry - I can't stand your singing any longer.'

Beethoven's 10th

Singing Doctor

Romantic Music

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Ear Bud Hijacking

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Daydreaming to other people's music on the train,