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'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

Sheet music.

"You'd think he hated music by the way he tortures it."

New music conference

Caught in the Music

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

EXTROVERTS ANONYMOUS

Birds with Headphones

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Music Therapy

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"First period music always leaves me with a tune stuck in my head for the rest of the day."

Tell me about the voices in your head, Al. On the one hand, they tell me to do horrible things. On the other hand, they sing the sweetest harmonies since the Mills Brothers.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'Elton John'

Musician's Fishing Trip

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

Piano Bar

Heavenly voices.

Sleeping musician

Melody Cockroach.

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Saxophone summoning.

Bach Doubles

Combing Baseball and Violin Practice.

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"