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"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'Really, Bob, the Wine Fairy?'

For services to Tourism. . .

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Heavenly Ships

Greek Gods New Years. It's another fun new year's eve up here! Yeah, everybody is getting ready for the big moment. Zeus is preparing a thunder and lightning show to ring in the new year. And Aphrodite is pairing off couples of the new year's kiss. It's great up here, but it'll be a rough start to the new year down on earth. Why? At midnight Atlas will drop the ball!

"Grandpa! You have to let me put those under my pillow!"

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Ear Bud Hijacking

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

Sea Angel

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

Pot of gold at end of rainbow, "I only hope that it's gonna be exempt from tax"

'Hi, folks! -- I'm selling vacation time-shares in Atlantis.'

Social Networking in Heaven.

The Loch Ness Squirrel.

'I want you to endow me with the 'King Midas touch' for 24 hours.'

Witch on a broom going through a burger drive thru

'Then it's agreed...I'll treat your rough scaly skin and you'll teach me how to swim.'

Fisherman takes home the mermaid he caught.

THE WILKINSON SWORD AND THE STONE

'Having any luck finding the fountain of youth, Miller?'