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'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

New music conference

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

Birds with Headphones

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

A dog banging a snare drum.

Pizza and Related Searches.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Boxing with your harp

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Bach Doubles

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'