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'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

'Oi! - Have you nicked one of my sausages?'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

New music conference

Birds with Headphones

Alphabet soup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Tia Carmen, I think I'm growing up. I ate five slices of cold pizza at 3 in the morning...and I woke up with a stomachache."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Hello, yes, I'd like to order 200 packs of the sweets you can eat between meals.'

Pizza and Related Searches.

A dog banging a snare drum.

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

Bach Doubles

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

Boxing with your harp

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your willpower is?'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"Yeah, it's so much better than the Jung-and-Run over on 7th."

"It appears it's middle was licked out."

'You mean we've all been playing different songs? I wonder how long that's been going on...'

His condition is known as Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia.

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.

'C'mon, Bill, LOOK at the evidence! A fabulous home-made crust, fresh apples, raisins, gourmet vanilla ice cream, and no sign of a struggle. This guy was definitely killed by kindness!'

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

Musical Ski Lift