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Interdisciplinary studies.

Summertime.

Wedding Chefs

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Books and Phones

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'Are you a good mixer?'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Shake well before using.

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"I hear we went platinum."

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

Rodin's Pub Regular

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'