Religion Mixer Gifts

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Interdisciplinary studies.

Summertime.

Wedding Chefs

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"'Host' and Cheese?"

Books and Phones

Eurovision Hymn Contest

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Sooo....my wife and I saw you from across the bar."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

It's my latest recombinant DNA project. Are you a man or a mouse?

''Infinite' will take forever - How about we use curved space?'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Shake well before using.

'Are you a good mixer?'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"I hear we went platinum."

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'