Medicine Mixer Gifts

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Interdisciplinary studies.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Books and Phones

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'I think it's time we left...'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"What the hell was in that?!"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'