Medicine Mixer Prints

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Books and Phones

'..and one for the pot.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'I think it's time we left...'

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"What the hell was in that?!"