Formula Mixer Prints

Shake well before using.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

Artist on the Beach

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Shaken, not stirred.'

Books and Phones

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Artistic license.

'..and one for the pot.'

"I'm ahead of my time."

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Cowpunk

'I think it's time we left...'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'