Formula Mixer Gifts

Shake well before using.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Artist on the Beach

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Books and Phones

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"I'm ahead of my time."

'..and one for the pot.'

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Artistic license.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Cowpunk

'I think it's time we left...'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.