Magical Mixer Gifts

Witching Hour

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"She's my hero. Life gave her lemons and she came up with pomegranate cranberry lemonade."

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'..and one for the pot.'

Books and Phones

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"What the hell was in that?!"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

Shake well before using.

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'We'll be right back after these important messages.'

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

"It's one of those microbrews."

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

'On Mondays & Tuesdays, Dr. Pruess prractices conventional medicine; on Thursdays & Fridays, he practices alternative medicine.'

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'