Medication Mixer Gifts

Urban Trail Mix

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'So Doc, if you write me a scrip for Relaxofy, is it okay if I'm still taking Stimulux, Enerjax and Krankmeup?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Wedding Chefs

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

Man sees hug capsules: 'Not to be taken Orally.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'A large Swiss Pharmaceuticals company has expressed serious interest in my potion.'

'Shaken, not stirred.'

'..and one for the pot.'

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Books and Phones

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

'I think it's time we left...'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Shake well before using.

"Is that your resting witch or resting bitch face. . .?"

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'