Subject Mixer Gifts

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

New music conference

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Birds with Headphones

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

Books and Phones

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"This may be the beer, Zoloft, Rogaine, Cialis and Avapro talking ... but I feel weird."

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Fashionista

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Bach Doubles

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."