Career Mixer Gifts

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Interdisciplinary studies.

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

Summertime.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

SNAKE CHARMER: snake reads 'help wanted' ad.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Then after the pan our third album, we split for musical differences..'

Wedding Chefs

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Any experience?"

'Your resume says you have a B.A. in medieval history, a M.A. in modern art, and a PhD in metaphysical poetry. Have you checked us out on the internet? We design and manufacture detonation switches for drones.'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Respected Professionals

'My resume,...in rap form!'

Books and Phones

'So what you're telling me is you've been fired from the last 15 jobs you had.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."

Where Are They Now?

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cowpunk

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

HR worker wading through CV's.

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Trade School. Going to trade school after our real estate business collapsed was a good idea! These days it's all about "vocation, vocation, vocation"!

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.