Culture Mixer Gifts

Great Poets of Catalogdom

McOlson's Lutefiskburgers

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"Jerry Maguire's first and last auction."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'Nah, just send it Federal Express.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Annual White House Easter Egg Roll Contest

Pirate buying 'Hip Hop' CD in music store.

'That's the last time I go there - Bagpipes and Karaoke just don't mix!'

Rodin's Pub Regular

Prisoners of the Cheyenne accountants.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

Summertime.

The American Tearoom, Moscow

"People, the facts are inescapable. Any ideas on how we can ignore them?"

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Chief of Staff A North American Indian working away in an office.

First O.M.G. church.

'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'

'It's a selfie.'

Pub Kendo.

Books and Phones

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine