"We ran out of tomato juice, so I used ketchup in your Bloody Mary."
Mixer Marvel Gifts
Looking for a gift for your mixer marvel? Whether they’re a passionate home chef or a culinary enthusiast, our collection of creative gifts can inspire their next kitchen masterpiece. From playful mugs to inspiring art prints, we offer a variety of products that capture their love for mixing and innovation. Surprise the culinary artist in your life with a gift that celebrates their passion and adds a dash of joy to their kitchen adventures.
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
Interdisciplinary studies.
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
"An everything Martini, please."
Veloci-Rapper
'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'
"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"
"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."
Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes
"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"
Books and Phones
'..and one for the pot.'
"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."
Nun reading 'Halo' magazine
'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'
Mary Berry
"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."
"Bloody Cyclops!"
"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"
Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.
Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels
Beethoven's 10th
Clam - The Dance Mix
'These geek mixers never work.'
House trained cat
My Dog Scratch
Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.
Witching Hour
Barman has Psychiatry diplomadegreecertificate.
Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.
Magic Potion Micro-Brewers
Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.
Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.
Ice pack for the heart.
Mixer Marvel Gifts Collection
Mixer Marvel Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for your mixer marvel—bring humor and style to their kitchen counter with these fun designs.
Mixer Marvel Pillows
Add comfort and personality to their kitchen with pillows celebrating their passion for mixing and creativity.
Mixer Marvel Prints
Decorate their culinary space with prints that showcase the joy of mixing and culinary artistry—perfect for the creative kitchen enthusiast.
Mixer Marvel T-Shirts
Find the ideal t-shirt for your mixer marvel—combining wit, style, and their love for culinary mixing in one playful package.