Mixer Marvel Pillows

"We ran out of tomato juice, so I used ketchup in your Bloody Mary."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

Veloci-Rapper

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Books and Phones

'..and one for the pot.'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Mary Berry

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Beethoven's 10th

Clam - The Dance Mix

'These geek mixers never work.'

House trained cat

My Dog Scratch

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Witching Hour

Barman has Psychiatry diplomadegreecertificate.

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

Ice pack for the heart.