Mixer Marvel Pillows

"We ran out of tomato juice, so I used ketchup in your Bloody Mary."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"An everything Martini, please."

Veloci-Rapper

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Books and Phones

'..and one for the pot.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

"Bloody Cyclops!"

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'These geek mixers never work.'

Clam - The Dance Mix

Beethoven's 10th

House trained cat

Barman has Psychiatry diplomadegreecertificate.

My Dog Scratch

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

Magic Potion Micro-Brewers

Witching Hour

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

Recently discovered music compositions: Mozart's quartet for harpsichord, viola, banjo and ghetto blaster.

'I see you've got Billy scrubbing the decks again.'

Social Networking .

"You realise if we're going to be proper urban foxes there's to be no more Country music in the den."