Science And Spirituality Mixer Gifts

''Infinite' will take forever - How about we use curved space?'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

'You must heal yourself.'

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Summertime.

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Did you have a cat?"

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

"All the celebrities come here."

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."