Science And Spirituality Mixer Pillows

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"Home depot."

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You must heal yourself.'

'Don't be embarrassed ? when I first attained Nirvana, I wet my pants, too.'

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

Summertime.

'St. Joseph's Church,today's sermon, the road to heaven (free maps)'

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

The Path

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

How's my enlightenment? Call 1-800-Nirvana.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"Did you have a cat?"

"All the celebrities come here."