Cultural Mixer Pillows

Summertime.

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

"I always buy American ... except with Indian food, where I buy Indian."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Books and Phones

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Are you a good mixer?'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Rodin's Pub Regular

Rick's American Laundry,

" guess we can relax. They say they're Zulu Surfer Dudes."

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

"Sumo Hockey."

Happy Trails: "That's Sibelius, what an hombre."