Pop Culture Mixer Pillows

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Look! No hands!"

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Elvis Presley

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"Free Bird!"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Gremlins 47

Summertime.

Why Superman flies himself

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

Time Machine Collision.

"Who is the fairest of them all? Well, Madame, the answer comes right after this commercial break! Stay tuned!!"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Science Journal. Editor. Ernie, we need a headline that will interest the general public in our artificial supernovas. "Big stars involved in nasty breakups"! (Published originally on March 2, 2009.)

Wayne and Kerry created a joint name like their idols Brangelina and Tomkat.

Tragedy! When the feeling's gone and you can't go on.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Tsars in their eyes.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

The Mighty Wotizzit?! Part 5