Magazine Mixer Pillows

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Summertime.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Old songs made new

'..and one for the pot.'

Books and Phones

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Cowpunk

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Fashionista

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'