Magazine Mixer Pillows

'Can't read this one either. Think anyone would mind if I just rolled around in them?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Summertime.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

'..and one for the pot.'

Old songs made new

Books and Phones

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Cowpunk

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

Fashionista

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'