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Periodical Publishers Inc. Ernie, you made a big mistake and combined some of our publications! Don't panic, Frank. All we need is some new titles. Our magazine for outdoorsmen was printed with a magazine for horror movie fans! We can call it "Field and Scream"! And our sports magazine was combined with a dermatology publication. "Warts Illustrated"! This isn't funny! You also combined a french cooking magazine with a lawn ornament guide and the journal for defense lawyers! Let's call i
Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough
James Bond in a Snow Globe
Yoga for Alcoholics
We'll have Manhattans...
'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'
Join me in a Martini?
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
Shaken not stirred
"An everything Martini, please."
"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"
Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.
"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."
A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.
A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.
Margarita
Espresso Martini Peacock
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"
You're the olive in my martini
Baloneystini
The Martini is invented.
'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'
'Fill her up. No ice - it takes up valuable space!'
"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."
"Hey! Hey! I could gopher another lemon drop over here, please and thank you."
"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."
'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'
'The first cocktail.'
"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."
"A bloody Martian, please."
Rabbit Punch
The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?
Mediterranean Martini
My friend here is being FAR too modest! He's not just ANY bartender! Karl's the guy who invented the Fuzzy Navel!'
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