Cultural Mixers Pillows

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Summertime.

Wedding Chefs

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Rodin's Pub Regular

" guess we can relax. They say they're Zulu Surfer Dudes."

Rick's American Laundry,

"Sumo Hockey."