Cultural Mixers Prints

"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Summertime.

Wedding Chefs

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"I try to mix art cases with technical cases and have each side of my brain log billable hours."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Reverend, we need to get you a button-down collar."

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

Rodin's Pub Regular

" guess we can relax. They say they're Zulu Surfer Dudes."

"Sumo Hockey."

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.