Cultural Mixer Prints

Summertime.

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

"Everybody was kung-fu fighting."

"I always buy American ... except with Indian food, where I buy Indian."

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Imported Candy. "Chocolate Australian Bears"? Yes --- "Coca-Koalas"!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Books and Phones

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

'How do I celebrate Spring? Cinco de Vino.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

'Are you a good mixer?'

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Do you know that tattoo reads,'I love little porcelain dolls'?' (a Chinese man explaining to a tough guy what his Chinese tattoo really means).

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)

Rodin's Pub Regular

"Sumo Hockey."

" guess we can relax. They say they're Zulu Surfer Dudes."

Turn this music off! Please. Thumpa thump … Thank goodness. This is insane. How can they combine a talk show with house music? Allow us to explain: To attract younger audiences, we, the media conglomerates, must communicate on their terms, on their wavelength. More media, multimedia, simultaneous media, streaming screaming gleaming screeching grinding mind-bending media! I'm going to kill something! You're playing into their hands. Thumpa thumpa thumpa.