Genre Mixer Pillows

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

A punk rocks out to a John Denver song on karaoke night.

Pirate buying hip hop.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Interdisciplinary studies.

'OK, everybody...'Louie, Louie' from the top!'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Free Bird!"

New music conference

Summertime.

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

Chicken soup books

Great Poets of Catalogdom

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Sex Section in the Library

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Books and Phones

Old songs made new

Military history

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'